Explicit Essentials

£22.95

We all know that person who swears constantly, why not give them something thats totally them on their birthday!

The box includes:

‘F#ck Yeah!’ OR ‘Happy Birthday You F#)king Fossil’ Cards | Make a note of your selection above your personalised message

Profanity pen | Selected at random

‘Oh, for F*cks Sake’ Sticky notes

Keys To The Sh*t show keyring | White or Green (selected at random)

NIO cocktail pouch, to take the edge off getting older! | Selected at random

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You will be prompted to leave your message for the card when you add this to your cart, this can be edited in your basket or if you leave it blank we will send you a blank card.

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We all know that person who swears constantly, why not give them something thats totally them on their birthday!

The box includes:

‘F#ck Yeah!’ OR ‘Happy Birthday You F#)king Fossil’ Cards | Make a note of your selection above your personalised message

Profanity pen | Selected at random

‘Oh, for F*cks Sake’ Sticky notes

Keys To The Sh*t show keyring | White or Green (selected at random)

NIO cocktail pouch, to take the edge off getting older! | Selected at random

———————

You will be prompted to leave your message for the card when you add this to your cart, this can be edited in your basket or if you leave it blank we will send you a blank card.

We all know that person who swears constantly, why not give them something thats totally them on their birthday!

The box includes:

‘F#ck Yeah!’ OR ‘Happy Birthday You F#)king Fossil’ Cards | Make a note of your selection above your personalised message

Profanity pen | Selected at random

‘Oh, for F*cks Sake’ Sticky notes

Keys To The Sh*t show keyring | White or Green (selected at random)

NIO cocktail pouch, to take the edge off getting older! | Selected at random

———————

You will be prompted to leave your message for the card when you add this to your cart, this can be edited in your basket or if you leave it blank we will send you a blank card.

Delivery

Royal Mail

Order before midday to have your package sent the same day (Subject to terms and conditions)

Special Delivery| before 1pm Next Day delivery | £8.99 | Sign for service

Tracked 24 | Next Business Day Delivery or 2-3 days if ordered on a weekend | £4.00 |

Tracked 48 | 3-5 Days for delivery | £2.50 |

2nd Class | 5-7 Business Days | FREE | for when there is no rush

 

Returns or Amends

You have 60 minutes from your order time to amend anything in your order or cancel your order. Changes after this time cannot be guaranteed. Request any amends at hello@happysmithgifts.com

Description: NIO Cocktails

Negroni, the iconic Italian bitter aperitif with its blend of Campari, Cocchi Vermouth and a dash of Angostura.

Cosmopolitan, the most fashionable drink with a sweet, Vodka-based flavour.

Daiquiri and Margarita, the most exotic mixology icons for Rum or Tequila fans.

Manhattan, a modern whiskey-based cocktail to enjoy on a New York rooftop.

Directions: 1. SHAKE: Choose your favorite NIO Cocktails and have a glass full of ice ready. Shake the pack. 2. TEAR OFF: Just pinch and tear the colored corner, you do not need to remove it from the paper case. 3. POUR: Pour into the glass and let stand for a minute to enjoy everything perfectly... better in good company.


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